SUPERQUIZ:

1. So, your coming to MTA... the first thing you want to do is?

     a) Lock yourself in your room so you can finally masturbate....
     b) Lock your roomate in the room so they can masturbate and you can listen...
     c) Meet people who talk about stuff other than masturbation, finially...
     d) Begin the hunt for the source of Chunters accent

2. Okay, #1 reason you want to kill the head CP?

     a) He fined you just for pissing on his head from your window...
     b) You don't want anyone to know that you slept with him last night...
     c) The bottom of your curtains are frayed and ugly...
     d) Your curtains are the reason everyone must die...

3. But that wasn't even an answer...

     a) HEY! that wasn't a question...
     b) I don't need no stinkin question!
     c) But seriously, lets get drunk as fuck!
     d) mmmm.... vodka....

4. So you don't drink, what do you do?

     a) Party anyways, cause you don't need to drink...
     b) Sit and cry because everyone else drinks...
     c) Give in to peer pressure and start drinking...
     d) Ask chunter why he drinks so much.

5. I thought wendys was supposed to be "open late, even great"

     a) Because of toxic radiation from moncton, everyone would die if anything was open past 11.
     b) The students get so drunk and rowdy they close out of fear.
     c) Just because they're closed, doesn't mean you can't go through the window...
     d) mmmm.... freeee meattt.......

6. Wow, this is harder than I thought... I'm not half as good at this as katy is...

     a) Its a good thing that noone will ever read this, I mean... how is this an answer, and how is that         a question??
     b) I have one thing, and only one thing goin for me at this point... I'm a caper too!!
     c) I need a drink now....
     d) mmm, thats better. Nice cold alipne...

7. Who do you like best out of the 3 bands we have coming?

     a) The Trews
     b) In flight safety
     c) The Contact
     d) IFACN (I fantasize about CHunter Naked)!! oops... did I write that... I hope Chunter doesn't read         this...

8. Katy Beaton (the real SUPERQUIZ writer) comes from where?

     a) Cape Breton
     b) Mabou, Cape Breton
     c) A Ditch, Mabou, Cape Breton
     d) The answer is d ( I stole this one from her)

9. What is a SUPERQUIZ?

     a) The worst way to waste 5 minutes.
     b) The best way to waste 5 minutes.
     c) A great thing to read while chugging 5 beer.
     d) Not even worth drinking too.

10. Fucking hilliarious

     a) The REAL SUPERQUIZ is fucking hilliarious.
     b) Chunters accent is fucking hilliarious.
     c) The Stocker is fucking hilliarious.
     d) SACKVILLE is fucking ridiculous...

Peace... hope you got enough of a laugh to make fun of me for this later.... I actually love the superquiz, thats why I was inspired to do this... I realized its much harder than I thought...


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